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Anonymous asked: what is your type?

I like them open-minded and funny. Past that, any boy’s got a good chance. :)

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

(via sweettea-and-suckydreams)

tryingtofindthegreatperhaps:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
“who?”
“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”
Now I get it
It’s a horror movie
People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god
First the bizarre happenings start:
someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes
another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches
people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning
people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects
a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes
then their god turns sadistic
pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings
doors vanish just as a house fire begins
an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on
a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside
and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician
the horror has begun

YESYESYESYES
davidbeccums:

I WANT THIS.  GIVE ME THIS.
  • Me: WHEN I WAS
  • Dad: what
  • Me: A YOUNG BOY
  • Dad: oh God
  • Me: MY FATHER
  • Dad: not again
  • Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
  • Dad: no I didn't
  • Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
  • Dad: you're not even a boy
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