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That’s something I look forward to never, ever, ever doing again.

Anonymous said: how are you

poppunktunes:

Horny and emotionally unstable

stoopidnaym:

kurylenkos:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

#this is like a gilded invitation to be punched in the face holy crap

just say “aw thanks” then eat it slowly in front of him

disnerd:


fullmooney
:

it’s just universally accepted that band geeks is the best episode of spongebob

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

imapython:

hi:

I wish there was a bug repellent spray but instead it kept people away

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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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w is not a vowel
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